just finished

reading fifty shades of grey.

and i have to admit that i am not impressed, nor amused.  i don’t understand the appeal at all.  

it reads like a poorly written fanfic by a horny 15 year old who only uses the vocabulary words she learns from her word of the day calendar. 

glad i torrented the trilogy and didn’t waste any money on that POS.

that bitch is in desperate need of a thesaurus and a basic lesson in grammar.